Oh.
My.
Gosh.
Having the flu sucks. I am so sick that I might even infect you as you read this post. I am THAT grossly ill, with mucus and tears and earaches and all aches and and and…. gah. I can hear out of 70% of my left ear but when I blow my nose, that number can go up or down depending on the fluids and pressures floating around in there. It feels cold when it’s warm and hot when it’s cold. It hurts to breathe, to speak, to eat. All I can muster is a drink of hot tea and even that is an ordeal.
And then a dysfunctional chat conversation with my brother…
DJ: i love the smell of fresh air and no flu
oh oops
hi sis…
how are you feeling?
me: i hate you
LIKE DEATH
DJ: oh well that’s nice i feel great too!
i might go for a run but maybe when it’s not too hot
me: i hate you
i hate you, i hate you, i hate you
DJ: i’m sooo SOO happy
cause i’m not sick
I LOVE not being sick
mmmmmmmm
life
me: go away
DJ: you smell like sick
you go away
me: go away
you smell period!
DJ: true
it takes a few weeks
but i get there
me: that’s disgusting
DJ: mmmm my smell
it’s a distinct danny
i shall bottle it
me: GROSS
