Mom: how are the titas?
me: they are well. 🙂 they are entertaining themselves at westminster abbey this afternoon
Mom: good. i can’t wait to see them
me: they are good fun. at lunch we talked about how you were pregnant with me by the time you got married in the church 🙂 LOL!
Mom: you silly!
me: auntie josie confirmed it! i can do the math!
Mom: of all topics denise!
me: why didn’t you use protection?!?!
Mom: because we weren’t as smart as you, smart ass!
