San Francisco – North Face cargo pants, fleece, trainers and keys to a Prius
Vancouver – Lululemon yoga pants, touque and a Starbucks latte
Rome – Leopard print leggings, red lipstick, stiletto heels, butterfly shades and chihuahua
Barcelona – Ferragamo bomber jacket, brown boots, jeans and blonde highlights
Paris – Black trench, black boots, pink wool scarf, cream beret and a cigarette
London – Umbrella, coat, scarf and a frown
Singapore – Sundress and a credit card
Buenos Aires – High heels and long hair
Los Angeles – Tank, shorts and fake boobs
New York – Suit, tie and a whole lot of ambition
Koh Samui – Bikini
Boracay – Bikini
Mykonos – Bikini and an open-top jeep
Magalouf – Bikini and a hangover
Cancun – Bikini and an STD
Cairo – Brown clothes to match the brown dust
Ubud – Sarong, hat and your inner yogi
Dubai – Louis V., Chanel, Prada, Versace
Athens – a toga, your inner Goddess and well-worth-it garlic breath
Calgary – Cowboy boots, a pick-up truck and a snow shovel to dig it out of the driveway
Nice – your birthday suit